Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Hills Are Alive with the sound of suck
Heidi Montag told Us that she cried herself to sleep after YouTubers suffered emotional spasms and mild dementia while watching her grade-Z ripoff of Madonna's "Cherish" video.
My favorite part of the song? The high-hattin' cheapcore Casio keyboard with the Three 6 Mafia elevator-crunk riffs. Ms. Montag ripped me a new asshole.
But don't be too hard, guys. After all, she's "just a girl from Kansas...following her dreams."